My Eyes Are Up Here

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This interlock crew from OAMC is dope. It's got nice detailing at the hem and elbows, and it's got that coveted zipper on the shoulder. That's a key detail right there, fam. Imagine, if you will, a world in which you're on a date with a charming individual and things are going pretty well. You've somehow managed to stifle any questionable hot takes on current social issues. You can afford to pay the bill and not break out into a sweat when they swipe your card. You don't chew with your mouth open and you haven't looked at your cellphone once. All you need is one moment to help them remember that while you're fairly well put-together and have good taste in restaurants, you also have a decent self-deprecating sense of humor. That's why when they go to the bathroom, you unzip that shoulder. Then, when they come back, wait until they notice and say, "My eyes are up here. Quit looking at my gamine clavicle."

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