New year, new goals. You've finally resolved to actually get your fat ass to the gym in 2015, and while you're going to work off your extra holiday baggage, you've already made peace with the fact that you're not lifting another weight after February.

You won't be the only one looking to accomplish an impossible fitness New Year's resolution, so how do you flourish among the crowds of sweaty, gym-phobic, post-holiday crowd? If you're wondering what to wear, how to workout, or even how to smell, this is How to Stunt at the Gym Among the Post-New Year's Rush.