Ever day, magazines, your friends, sites, trends, and your own taste dictate what new gear you should acquire. It is time to take a different approach. With each passing month, our closets swell as new clothing is added to the rotation. But, we're always hesitant to throw away perfectly good clothes. What if stripes are in again next season? What happens when khaki becomes the new denim becomes the new khaki again?
These are reasonable concerns, kinda. But there are some items in your closet that you really should never wear again. In fact, these items probably shouldn't even make their way to the racks at Goodwill or Salvation Army as soon as possible. Instead, they should be buried permanently in the past with relics of a bygone era that include DVDs, mouse pads, and moderate Republicans. These are 25 Things No Man Should Wear Ever Again.
Those gym shorts that definitely show off your dick.
That shiny shirt you wear to the club.
That too-big sweater your mom bought you for Christmas.
Those motivational fitness shirts gyms hand out on New Year's Day.
That beer branded straw hat you bring to the beach.
Skechers.
That shirt you're wearing ironically, but no one can tell.
That fedora you think is an indication of your "Class is for men, swag is for boys" mentality.
Pajama pants in public.
A ton of bracelets all at once.
Clothing featuring the catchphrase of the moment.
Lanyards around your neck.
Cloth belts that hang down towards your crotch.
A scarf that is comically big.
Tall socks with shorts off the court.
Untailored suit trousers that flare at your hips and pool at your ankles.
Drug rugs.
A side-cut tank top that you consider your greatest DIY project.
T-shirts that show off how clever you are.
Jeans of the bootcut variety.
That smedium sweater you thought showed off your build.
Baggy board shorts while not on a water sport board of some sort.
Anything with cargo pockets.
T-shirts that are sexist.
Items of that commit cultural appropriation.
