By: Some dude who bought a T-shirt press and launched a "start-up" in his garage.

Your justification: "Wearing this shirt will land me smart, witty girls."

Why you're wrong: Just as it isn't always advisable to wear your heart on your sleeve, it isn't necessarily the best idea to wear your wit on your chest. If you like a literary figure or a physics theorem enough to wear a shirt nodding to it, so be it, but make your own witty references instead of having your shirt do it for you.