By: MMA clothing brands

Your justification: "I love the beach."

Why you're wrong: What are you, a 19-year-old girl's online dating profile? Everybody loves the beach. The only time board shorts are acceptable is when going to or from using some kind of board on some sort of beach. For residents of L.A., this means no board shorts east of the 405. For the residents of almost every other major city besides San Diego and Miami, this means that they are forbidden within city limits.