Particular 8-Year-Olds

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These Wings + Horns chinos feature cinched cuffs. I remember back in the day, my parents would be like, "Jon, you're always pinrolling your pant legs, do you want to just get some cinched pants?" And I was like, "First mom, I FRENCH ROLL MY PANTS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PINROLL IS. Second, no. The whole point of rolling my pants is to distinguish my regular pants from everyone else's. I'm not tryna walk around elementary school in some fucking sweatpants like Chad A. Chad A. always wears sweatpants like a barbarian." I was very particular when I was 8. To this day, I still don't know why we insisted on calling the way we rolled our pants "French."

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