WHOA, I really, really, really, really want these drawstring buckets from Superior Labor. The drawstring detail is definitely a detail I've never seen on a bucket hat before, although I do have some questions. Such as, like, for example, what happens if it starts to precipitate? Will the drawstring close tight enough to keep out rain and sleet and snow? I guess I'm just gonna have to buy one of these hats, experiment and see for myself. Maybe I'll do an unboxing or whatever. You guys ever seen that fuckery on the YouTubes? It’s just a bunch of nerds like us, but they record themselves unboxing sneakers or whatever. NEWSFLASH, SHIT LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME IN A VIDEO AS A STATIC PHOTO.
