Fuck, I really don't need another really desirable pullover parka. Like, AT ALL. Clearly, I have impulse control issues and now Snow Peak's gotta dangle some fucking Japanese fire-resistant fabric AND a bunch of weird pockets in front of me? Can you imagine if you had some fire-resistant fabric? It'll be like when you were little and had the Batman pajamas with the Velcro on cape. Yeah, those were fire resistant too. Just don't tell your friends that your new parka is fire resistant because, if they're anything like my friends, they will try and ignite your jacket. So, yeah, a fire parka, literally.
