15 Outrageously Expensive Items Only Millionaires Will Ask for This Christmas

Price: $71,461,000

You've always wanted to sail the seven seas, and this ridiculous yacht comes with an infinity swimming pool, helicopter capability, a beach club, spa, sauna, and gymnasium. Its time you gathered up your imaginary dollars to cop this water-bound whip.

Price: $280,000,000

Real luxury means you never have to fly commercial again. It also means you never feel unclean. This private plane with a built-in shower takes care of both those necessities. 

Price: $3,900

Who wants a pet dog when the alternative is a South American primate?

Price: $1,259

This gift is for the super collectors who're are obsessed with Elvis. Finally, your dreams of hoarding the king of rock's signature in your closet have come true.

Price: $10,000

Who needs a car when you can just hover your way to the club?

Price: $150,000

Growing up, we all wanted to drive Batman's car. Well, now you can actually purchase the original Batmobile from 1966. 

Price: $90,000

This submarine is made to look like a real, live Orca whale. There's no guarantee as to what would happen if you ran into a pack of killer whales with this thing, however.

Price: $8,000

Stage your own wrestling matches with this six-sided ring. When you have money to burn, the game comes to you.

Price: $15,000

With this air balloon, you can travel around the world in 90 days. Or you can just show off to all your friends.

Price: $30,000,000

Why travel to a foreign country for the World Cup when you can just have your own at home? All you need is a huge backyard, and a baller bank account.

Price: $155,000

James Bond may be the only one with a license to kill, but now he's not the only one with an amphibious car. That's right, this car drives on water and land.

Price: $150,000

Now you can fly away from all the haters with this working jet pack. The product will be available for the public in 2017, so you can write a $200,000 coupon to the special someone who deserves this gift.

Price: $856,834

It's time you move out of your apartment, and into your own private island. For just a few hundreds of thousands of dollars, you can own this sweet, undeveloped island in British Columbia.

Price: $223/per roll

This toilet paper is actually coated with gold. There's no better way to clean wipe your ass than with 14 karat.

Price: $11,300

If you feel the need to splurge on some interior decor, why not go all the way with an original Picasso? This copper print is one of 50 and is signed in pencil by the late, great artist.