You guys fuck with bolo ties? Probably not, but I bet you fuck with strings of beads hanging off your neck. Hence these bolo necklaces courtesy of Maple Supply Co., which, I know, sounds like an artisinal syrup company. You already have the perfect white tee to pair with this. I know you do. Imagine the Instagram photo your brunchmate will take of you sitting across the table. The twee cinnabon and giant flute of watered down mimosa will pale in comparison to the shot of you from the chin down, on your phone, not eating the wonderful food in front of you. Don't worry, I'm not one of those people that denigrates others for Instagramming their meals. One time I heard Anthony Bourdain complain about food bloggers not "experiencing" their meals because they were too busy taking photos. EASY FOR YOU TO SAY WHEN YOU HAVE A PRODUCER AND AT LEAST TWO CAMERA MEN AT ALL TIMES, BRO. Fuck outta here. Still love you though, Tony. Let's smoke some hash in Morocco and crush something cooked in a tagine.
