The British Fashion Awards is a nice, little event where a bunch of British fashion insiders get together and recognize the accomplishments of other British fashion insiders. But since most fashion insiders are kind of lame, a lot of celebrities show up to add a bit of actual entertainment to the affair. This year's BFA's happened last night and the red carpet was pretty fucking lit in comparison to our recent stateside struggles, mostly because the majority of people here are more known for being fashionable rather than simply beautiful drug addicts. LMAO, who am I kidding? This is fashion after all. Let's run through the esteemed guest list and you at home can play along by seeing how many of these folks you've actually even heard of.
1. BFA lead
2. david-victoriabeckham
3. rihanna
4. ndalljenner
5. caradelevingne
6. poppydelevingne
7. alexachung
8. omford-ritaora
9. harrystyles
10. naomicampbell
11. joansmalls
12. emmawatson
13. oliviapalermo
Olivia Palermo
You may know Olivia Palermo from your Tumblr dashboard, looking goddamn perfect all the time or when your ex totally forced you to watch The City.
14. karliekloss
15. courtneylove-lanadelrey
16. beeshafer-annawintour
17. evaherzigova-mariotestino
18. 1alicetemperley
19. elliegoulding
20. kylieminogue
Kylie Minogue
Kylie Minogue is 46. Lemme repeat that. FORTY. FUCKING. SIX. And, yes, she's still making music and she still has an extremely attractive Australian accent. I can't get you out of my head, boo.