Buzzfeed isn't content with just giving people you went to high school with things to post besides close-minded political tirades. In its latest in a long line of heinous offenses against humanity, it's trying to convince the world that the man bun is sexy.

GTFO. There are only three types of people who have man buns:

1. Drug dealers
2. Yoga instructors
3. Baristas who slip your girl their phone number on the side of the latte cup

You don't want to be any of these people, so please please please don't grow a man bun.