Guess how many fishtail parkas I own. No, seriously, go ahead and guess in the comments section. No cheating. Post your answer before reading further.

You're cheating, aren't you? Whatever. You guys suck.

Despite owning FOUR different types of fishtail parkas, I would buy absolutely snatch up this CP Company parka in a heartbeat. Well, I mean, my heart would stop as the clerk swiped my credit card for a thousand dollar charge, but it would be worth it. Obamacare could handle the trip to the emergency room. If you're wondering how I would style this parka after my discharge from the hospital, it would be almost exactly like the pictures posted directly above these words because Gentry is fucking lit. Shout out to Gentry.