Fam, I beseech you, buy this Camo ranger hat (in both black and off-white) right now. Don't fucking brick it. Nick Grant and I both blew it last time this hat was available. We had the following contemplative, possible cop conversation:
NG: "You copping that Camo hat you posted about?"
JM: "Thinking about it. Hard to pull off when I'm buying chicken parm from Whole Foods prepared section."
NG:"Haha yeah. Shit is dope tho."
And then we had the following post-not copping conversation:
JM: "AYY YOU COP THAT CAMO PHARRELL HAT?"
NG: "Nah, can't have everyone in Des Moines calling me Pharrell. You?"
JM: "Nope, I'm super broke now. Also, I drive a '09 Chevy Blazer. That shit doesn't look normal with a big ol' brimmed hat."
Finally, we had the following pre-NYFW conversation:
JM: "Wish I had copped that Camo hat."
NG: "We fucked up, fam. Good thing I copped a suitable replacement."
NG: "You down for some Rose and fancy burgers?"
JM: "SO FUCKING DOWN"
Learn from our mistake. Buy this hat.