Fam, I beseech you, buy this Camo ranger hat (in both black and off-white) right now. Don't fucking brick it. Nick Grant and I both blew it last time this hat was available. We had the following contemplative, possible cop conversation:

NG: "You copping that Camo hat you posted about?"

JM: "Thinking about it. Hard to pull off when I'm buying chicken parm from Whole Foods prepared section."

NG:"Haha yeah. Shit is dope tho."

And then we had the following post-not copping conversation:

JM: "AYY YOU COP THAT CAMO PHARRELL HAT?"

NG: "Nah, can't have everyone in Des Moines calling me Pharrell. You?"

JM: "Nope, I'm super broke now. Also, I drive a '09 Chevy Blazer. That shit doesn't look normal with a big ol' brimmed hat."

Finally, we had the following pre-NYFW conversation:

JM: "Wish I had copped that Camo hat."

NG: "We fucked up, fam. Good thing I copped a suitable replacement."

JM: "FFFFUUUUCCCCKKK."

NG: "You down for some Rose and fancy burgers?"

JM: "SO FUCKING DOWN"

Learn from our mistake. Buy this hat.