Alphet Shaming Michael Jordan

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I'm still really into quilted jackets like this one from Arpenteur. I think it's because the first time I ever got street styled I had on a quilted blazer. Tommy Ton and Mister Mort shot me in Florence, guys. Like I'm not gonna have a soft spot for quilted jackets after that. That's why I never participate in alphet shaming Michael Jordan. I would wear giant jeans and weird going out shirts if that's what I was wearing when I was dunking on other professional athletes and gambling like crazy and having every kid in America want to be like me and just raking in that Nike and Gatorade money.

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