Uniform Experiment is one of my favorite brands that I own zero pieces of. Like, I really want this mixed media pullover thing. I like it because it has enough buttons for you to take the shirt off regular style, but then—OOOPS—there's this sweatshirt band at the bottom that forces you to take it off over your head, which really isn't that big of a deal until you get super turbo at a function and, after drunkenly eating some hot dogs, a cannoli or two and drinking half a Gatorade and/or coconut water, you go to pass out. That's when you just want to take your fancy hybrid shirt off, but somehow pulling it all the way over your head is way too involved. So, you lay down on your floor instead and wake up 12 hours later in a panic because your spine is so stiff from sleeping on a wood floor that you think momentarily you actually did try and jump off your balcony parkour style the night before. None of this is autobiographical.
