Oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you over all the explosion sound effects playing in my head right now. When I find a really sweet item online, I let out an audible sigh and then a series of explosion sounds play in my head like I just blew up a car or something. This is exactly what happened when I found this "gown coat" by ts(s). It feels like this is a bit #menswear circa floppy hats and blogger blue blazers, that six month period when everyone discovered that belted items are objectively superior to non-belted items. That fact still rings true, which is why this coat is such a fucking banger. But if that's not enough, it's not even full-blown wool. Instead, it's a wool/cotton blend, so you could seriously use this as real outerwear, or probably inside next to a fire while you sit in a tall-backed chair with a pipe in your mouth, drafting up your most recent submission to Penthouse Forum wearing nothing underneath.
