These buckets are made from ripstop nylon, so of-course-no-fucking-shit I'm going to write about them. Granted, there isn't really that much more to write about. I mean, by this point, if you're still not into buckets I can't really help you. Or maybe you got really into buckets a while back, but by now are back to not being that into bucket hats since I've been writing. Moving on, this bucket hat being fire is a blessing as much as it is a curse. Like, eternal life is dope because you can do whatever you want and not die, but then you have to watch everyone you know and love grow old and die. In this hat's case, the conundrum is everyone noticing it when you wear it, but your more astute friends pointing out how you look like a nerdy LL Cool J. Prepare to endure annoying puns of rap lyrics for the rest of the day. It gets better.
