Guys, remember when we all wore tailored jackets to brunch and stuff? WHAT WERE WE THINKING? I mean, we could've been wearing jackets to nice dinners and the orchestra and even the occasional meal at Chipotle, but to brunch? That shit was a wild turbo trend. I'm glad we've all realized that a meal that takes place at noon at the earliest does not warrant jackets, but sweatpants and Timbos and T-shirts with inappropriate words and acronyms of expensive Japanese brands on them. We need to start dressing for specific occasions more often, like G.I. Joes, but for mundane activities like the aforementioned brunch and that time you went to Best Buy to buy a phone charger and walked out with a PS4 because that 12-year-old waiting for his parents to buy a dishwasher really sold you on the upgraded processing speed and graphics output. Plus, he was super good at the Madden demo. I would wear this tailored jacket by The Hill-Side (in both indigo hemp and navy tweed herringbone) to a matinee showing of Guardians of the Galaxy because that's how you spend a classy Tuesday afternoon.
