Not many fruits found in your local smoothie sport are straight-up black (and no, the dark indigo of blackcurrant doesn't count). While healthy smoothies are traditionally a part of a post-workout recharge, you're not going to find a colorful jamba juice cup in the hands of health goths. If you're interested in refueling like a health goth, we recommend a blend of BLK water, squid ink, and soy sauce, and the requisite shit ton of Creatine supplement.