I'm not sure what exactly makes this Mountain Research shirt a "farmer shirt," but I don't care because I love farming and I love long pullover shirts as you learned for the 1000th time yesterday. So, I guess, that makes today 1001. Cool. Anyways, I;ve wanted to be a farmer since my third year of college when my best friends and I decided that we should all move to Northern California and grow, like, multiple pounds of outdoor organic cannabis. Swear to god, we had a fucking business plan and everything. The plan was simple: grow our own vegetables and weed and launder the money through an ingenious front system revolving around being gem and crystal dealers, selling quartz to hippies. I KNOW, SUCH A FUCKING GOOD WEED GROWING FRONT, RIGHT? We were gonna live in converted shipping containers before there was even a Pinterest community for shipping container homes. Instead, we all ended up going to law school like a bunch of losers, while this one friend went on to get his doctorate in studying moon rocks. Literally, homeboy looks at moon rocks and asteroids and shit. So, yeah, he probably grows and sells medical grade marijuana.
