You guys should by these Chimala jeans because you'll look like Angelo Flaccavento. Admit it, if Angelo was your friend, every time you'd see him you'd be all, "BOW! BOW! BOW! WAKA FLAKAVENTO!" which is probably why none of you are his friends. Also, he goes to, like, real European fashion weeks and we just go to the struggle, irrelevant one in New York. Even though it's kind of cool to see shows and all my friends in New York that never visit me in Detroit, those European fashion weeks just seem so much cooler. DID YOU SEE 'YE AND FAM SITTING FRONT ROW WITH NORTH'S CUTE, PUDGY, LITTLE FACE? Kanye never shows up to any shows I go to in New York. It sucks. I know you're probably thinking, "Are baggy, destroyed jeans really the move for Fall?" THE ANSWER IS A RESOUNDING YES. How dare you question me at this stage in our relationship. Have I ever steered you wrong? Everyone knows you just add really fuzzy, old timey socks and big, clunky dress shoes to baggy, too short jeans. Voila.
