This Baracuta G9 is all white, but I won't call it "coke white" because, according to the copy, this colorway is called "McQueens Stone." GUYS, WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW EUPHEMISM FOR COCAINE. "Aye, I got that McQeens Stone. Shit is smoother than The Thomas Crown Affair." I'm not even sure if cocaine is supposed to be smooth or not. Anyways, don't wear this jacket around your clumsy friends. I have this one crazy clumsy friend and he always ends up spilling some weird mixed drink all over my one expensive rug. Clumsy friends never drink water, which is why they are the one, true enemy of godly alphets.
