According to Tres Bien this Apesi "Vodka coat" is "crafted from polyamide." I have no fucking clue what polyamide is and I don't know why Aspesi calls this a vodka coat. What I do know is that I love penne with vodka sauce. You guys fuck with vodka sauce? You should. I can throw down when it comes to some sauce, guys. I own The Silver Spoon, which is, like, the bible of Italian cookbooks. Don't tell First We Feast I said that though because it could be blasphemous. Anyways, if you are ever in Detroit, hit me up and we can have a pasta party, making homemade pastas and sauces and shit, while sipping on some fire Chianti. Actually, I will probably make up an elaborate excuse as to why we can't hang out and then, four hours later, you'll see a banging penne with vodka sauce pop up in your Instagram feed with a really clever caption for it and you'll realize that I may only exist on the Internet.
