Today is Labor Day, which means we get to do the exact opposite of the holiday's name and be as lazy as we possibly can. It is also the sign that the end of summer is nigh, so the only time you should be lifting a finger is to take advantage of all the dope sales that are currently going on right now.
There's no need to be coy; you want to save money so you feel no shame in copping that one piece that dropped at the beginning of the season that you didn't feel like dropping major coin on. Today is your day to literally say "fuck it" to that notion, be a POS laggard, scrounge up some dough, and take advantage of The Best Labor Day Sales Happening Right Now. Because the only consolation that summer is over is that these sales are pretty ridiculous.