Are you guys tired of wearing robes out in public yet? 'Cause I sure as hell am not, especially when they have a shawl collar, cool asymmetrical buttoning and aren't overly long. Really, this is more of a belted shirt than a robe, but being pedantic like that will never win you friends. Instead of being pedantic, just lose friends by showing up to dinners in a shirt-robe hybrid. Also, just never respond to texts, emails or Gchats. That's my patented go-to losing friends move. No new friends? MORE LIKE, NO FRIENDS PERIOD. This Superior Labor shirt is available at Blue Button Shop now.