"DNA Dust"

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I wasn't really gonna write about this Rick Owens DRKSHDW sweatshirt (available in both black and dust) because it's pretty standard Dickery: weird zipper, funnel neck, dystopian vibes. OH WAIT, IT'S CALLED "DNA DUST" LMAO. I know this is sophomoric, but "DNA Dust," Rick? That's exactly what my degenerate friends would call old man jizz. Yeah, I know, I just said it, but is it really worse than having to tell your friends that the color of your 410 Euro sweatshirt is called "DNA Dust"? And before you judge me for writing a post just to make a double entendre about a colorway, realize you just read a whole post about a double entendre for old man ejaculate.

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