I never thought I'd be endorsing band collar shirts as much as I have the past, let's say, six months. It's not that I had anything against band collars before, they just weren't really on my radar. Now, everybody owns at least one band collar shirt. And by "everybody," I mean everyone in the imaginary focus group that I just interviewed for the trend forecasting I do in my head. According to my sources, this Norse Projects "Granddad" popover is going to be more popular than eating booty and eating booty's popularity is off the motherfucking charts right now guys.