You guys remember the era of 50 Cent wearing bulletproof vests? Man, those were the days. I mean violence is never a good look, but bulletproof vests sure are. I would most definitely wear a bulletproof vest if it wouldn't lead to me being stopped and frisked every three and a half steps. Do you know how amazing a long shirt would look underneath a dope bulletproof vest? This Kris Van Asshe padded vest is neither bullet nor hater proof, but you could wear it like a practice jersey over some side-zip fuckery and then get street styled and then a commenter will be like, "Slide 14: fuccboi manna from heaven." And once you get called a fuccboi in the Four Pins comments you can sleep easy knowing you've made it.