Kapital is all about strange plackets and a confusingly high number of buttons on their garments. Technically, you can wear this shirt regular style, but that's for fucking chumps. Why would you buy easily the most intricate western shirt the world has ever known only to halfway crook it and punt on the styling? You gotta wear this all asymmetrical-like. How else will everyone at the fancy make your own salad place know that not only are you health conscious and into fucking beets and shit, but that you're also wildly stylish? Man, I really want this shirt because I have a get money gut and the best way to accentuate your get money gut is to wear a shirt like this. You gotta advertise your strongest features to attract sexual partners, dawgs. That's evolution right there.
Originally published on Four Pins