The Ground Floor Of The Expensive Hat Game

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Hender Scheme makes hats now? I'm not gonna lie, I just automatically assumed these Robin Hood ass looking hats were going to run, like, 750 dollars, but they only cost 250. Two fifty?! I know that's still a lot for a hat, but with the ever-increasing rate of inflation and your ever-decreasing sense of professional decorum and minimal income, you gotta buy when the stock is low, ya know? Get in on the ground floor of the expensive hat game, especially those expensive hats that you'll be kind of reticent to wear out in public despite staring at yourself in the mirror with it on for 15 minutes straight before heading out your door. Instead, you'll just post it on the Instagram for all your fashion friends to see, while you meet up with your IRL friends hat-less.

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