Cosmic Wonder are tight. I caught sight of this cotton flannel cache-coeur on my Tumblr dash earlier today and felt absolutely compelled to write a piece for those of you who missed out on that Four Horsemen black noragi tingaling last week. #StayStrongFuccbois. What is a cache-coeur? Come on, homie. Fix up. It means "wrap." You need to know this shit if you want to be as cool and pretentious as I am. Okay, so it's not black and it's not technically a noragi, but shit will definitely do the job of ethnicitising your alphetapedia. I'd even go as far to say a blue cache-coeur is more versatile than a black noragi. Is there an ethnic garm versatility scale we can refer to here? No? Can we make that a thing? Layer it over a white tee and throw on that pair of brown suede FBTs you still can't afford.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.