Jesus Christ, this is what happens when you lock up the hottest chick in the game. Complete reckless abandon. It's cool that your boy is out here embracing this distinguished older gentlemen lifestyle but, not like this, dog. It looks like the Krakken is forming at the tail end of that...thing. Or like he's in the beginning stages of channeling John Travolta in Battlefield Earth, which no one should ever do, ever. His recent trend-hopping of the Macklemore cut is much better, Mr. Me Too notwithstanding.