I'm a big fan of shorts in the summer because I'm a big fan of avoiding turning my genitals into a fucking bog. I can't even fathom how some of you guys wear really tight black denim when it's hot out. I just feel bad for you tbh. I fuck heavily with shorts like these UNIS Harrison joints because of that fatigue pocket detail. True story: I had a pair of OD green camp shorts like these on when a real, actual concept designer asked me what kind of shorts I had on. I did not say, "Oh these? UNIS." Nope, I had to admit that I was wearing Gap shorts that I bought on sale when I was in college, like, 4 years earlier. I KNOW. So fucking embarrassing. Avoid having to admit that you're wearing something from The Gap by copping these UNIS shorts instead.
