When it's time to get leisurely, I'm sure most of our animalistic instincts reach toward the pile of sweats in our closet. Have we all fallen so far away from true bedroom wear? Sleepy Jones has provided sleepwear with a bit of a resurgence, but I'm talking about some of that supremely old school shit, like shirts so long that they border on dresses. That's basically what this Tender pyjama shirt is. You could slide into so many DMs in this thing. They'll think you're joking and laugh really hard, even though you're secretly super duper serious with the eggplant emoji. The action gets carnal from there. Next thing you know, your blue artisanal man dress is strewn about her bedroom floor and you're getting super fucking laid. Like, laid so hard, bro.
Though this is done up in that signature Tender blue, it's not dyed in indigo, ya dummy. Yes, I hear your collective gasps, but it's actually dip-dyed in woad though. If you take ten seconds to Google "woad," you would see how closely the two plants are related. So, if anyone actually has the neve to ask you, the Pajama Papi, about your indigo, you can just lie. Because, honestly, if anyone fact checks you on that shit, they have bigger problems in their sad, wretched lives, like how they are going to explain their latest A- to mom and dad.
