Why is Ten C the most fire shit ever? I should amend that: Why is Ten C *the most fire shit that I cannot afford*? This Deck Parka epitomizes the "buy better, buy less" mentality that every blogger worth his weight in URLs he does not own preaches, mostly because it costs $1,500. But it makes up for the price tag with an absurd bulleted list of details I'm going to rattle off right now:
-Slanted chest pockets
-A cinched hood and waist
-A wire frame in the hood for adjustability
-A button storm flap over the zipper
-Adjustable cuffs
-A removable liner with a shearling collar
So many details, bro. But since the parka is all black, you can't see them unless you squint real hard. Those are the best kind of details TBH. If you can see them right away, they aren't really details then, are they? Exactly. You gotta work hard to notice these. The fabric will even mold itself to your body creating a Tauntaun sleeping bag for the hard Hoth winters you find yourself in. I swear they needed a mathematical formula to design this and fit all the features in. This shit is straight out of geometry class, son. You better check your hypotenuses, fam, because this parka runs parallel to everything that is great in the world. But not math. Math sucks.
