Most frequently seen in​: New York 
Penalty: Banned from standing in line at the next 10 sneaker drops; can only buy new drops online 20 minutes after release

No crisp pair of Stan Smiths, Jordans, Yeezys, or crisp brogues should have to suffer from your ugly 1997 jeans draping over them in an astonishingly dated fashion. You want to strut through these streets depreciating the value of kicks you just dropped three figures on with every step? Justice for this obscenity has to go beyond an ethering on the Nike Talk/Twitter timeline.