I want everything in the Nanamica S/S 14 collection. That is not an exaggeration. In particular, I really want this crewneck sweatshirt. Why? BECAUSE OF SIDE SEAM POCKETS. Every garment needs to have side seam pockets: oxfords, T-shirts, anoraks, dresses, skirts, EVERYTHING. I was gonna carpetbag the shit outta you guys on this one, but I realized that I get paid at the end of the month. So, then I was gonna just not post this until the end of the month. But then I realized that Moksha or Skylar would probably post it before then and L.A.S. would have to email me, "Sorry, [insert more responsible Four Pins writer] already wrote about that Nanamica joint, bro." You guys notice how the Pinz crew got a decided upgrade in the name department with the addition of Moksha and Skylar? For a while there, we just had peasant ass generic names like Jake and Jon and, okay, well, not exactly Lawrence, but you get what I'm tryna say here. Good move, EIC, good move. Also, these new motherfuckers average, like, TWO paragraphs on product posts. I CAN BARELY WRITE 90 WORDS MOST DAYS. I feel like the grizzled old veteran on the team that is unwilling to admit he lost a step, but at the end of the day, the rookies will have to realize the old guy has experience and a few tricks up his sleeve, like extending the word count by writing about his co-workers.
