Hoodies are the de facto fall outerwear. While we love side zips and any other bells and whistles to differentiate some high-end designer shit from your typical "check out all my student loans" number, not every joint can be so flush with features. Sometimes you need Levi's Vintage Clothing to swoop in with a tiny tweak that won't scare your mother when you show her your new jawnz. So, LVC came through with a whiteout hoodie that has two exterior patch pockets and no hood cinch. Like, it's different, but it's not different, jah feel? Only problem is that super bright white. You need to keep some fucking Clorox on deck to keep this thing in remotely good condition, especially if you're like me. I eat some variation of pizza or pasta about ten times a week. This hoodie would not make it out alive in the midst of my carb-heavy, marinara-laden diet. If you wear a bright white anything, it attracts messes and stains roughly 14,000% more than any other color. I think there's a study somewhere that proves that. Either change your diet or don't buy this hoodie. Your call.
