Deluxe is one of those brands that I always envision myself wearing once I get really loaded. I always assume my wealth will come to me via a Mega Millions jackpot because I have zero professional ambition (just ask my editors). I have really elaborate fantasies about what I would do if I won, say, 36 million dollars. First, YOU TAKE THAT SHIT IN ONE LUMP SUM. Don't ever take the payout over your lifetime option because you don't know when you're gonna die. Then, I would throw, like, 2.2 mill to my boy Paul for being my boy since we were 14. Then, I'd make my extended family members compete for money like they were teams trying to win a piece of the Aggro Crag. The rest I'd spend on really nice clothes and trips to Japan, so I could buy out brands like Deluxe while in Tokyo like the fucking badass I am. If you buy Japanese brands on their home turf they are 1.395x cooler than your lame friends who cop Japanese brands in places like Toronto or New York or the Internet. This is a fact.
