Guys, writing about products all day is not an easy gig. It's hard to be original in posts when you have to slave away and write, like, five a day, while also assigned to other stuff. Usually, I fall back and depend on the quality menswear retailers of the world to provide some background and details so I can just list of all the things on the item with some mediocre humor sprinkled in throughout. Sometimes, those retailers cannot be trusted. Like, when I found this Barbour Top Deck Cardigan, I was like, "Yo, I bet they're gonna talk about throat latches for sure because this has a gnarly throat latch." But no, this shit legit says: "Description coming soon." Talk about not fucking helpful, fam. Seriously, check out the throat latch on this thing though. "Throat" is easily the coolest way to say "neck" ever, unless you are Fedora God, who combines the two into the genius that is "throatneck." Two birds, one stone, I guess.
