Yo dawgies, I have a lil' treat for the more adventurous of you fucking lames. If you hit up Goodhood's homepage and tap in "R1, R2, L1, X, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up" you unlock access to the super secret advanced section of the web store. It's there, and only there, that you'll find these curiously-shaped Applicata funghai "furnishings." That's the word we use in the community to covertly describe "butt plugs. Yep, that's correct. Goodhood, my favorite store on the planet, are selling avant-garde fashion butt plugs.
OK, fine. YOU CAUGHT ME. They're actually decorative Danish wooden furnishings. Scatter them around your home with some candles and incense and various other tchotchkes so you can masquerade yourself as an artsy cunt when you have them girlies round. But when me and the squad frequent your abode, we will make reference to your butt plug collection because that's our god-given right, buddy.
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