Your $6 Uniqlo T-shirts are cool and all, but it's time to step up your game, dawgie. Goodhood's own line of tees are as simple as they are exceedingly nice to look at (also my Grindr tagline lol). I was going to go into some detail about the products themselves, but then I thought, "Nah, fuh dah shih." They are white tees and y'all lames must have eyes to be reading this. Pair them with your ripped skinnies and a pair of black Bruins. Walk around with a skateboard over your shoulder and only smoke roll-ups. Tell them girlies you've been ollying all day and you're totally worn out from being so cool and nonchalant. Your favorite band is Feeder.

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