These "Wilderness" Puma x Size? joints are something special. I really can't fault them, dawgie. The Puma comeuppance is real. Slip them on with some blue bootcut jeans and an Off-White T-shirt. Dadcore™ your shitty life to the fucking max.

Alternatively, you could pair them with a string vest, find yourself a pagan druid shorty and get over to Stonehenge just in time for Summer Solstice. That's where a bunch of British office workers de-activate their Facebooks for the weekend, drop a load of ketamine and pretend they live some kind of elaborate, hippie lifestyle. LOL nerds.

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