This is a basic grey Kitsuné hoodie. Zzzzzzzz. Fuck hoodies with zips down the middle, man. Wait, whhaaaaat? What's that on the breast? According to End, it’s a "Fox Head Appliqué." That word has a squiggle above a letter! That's so fucking foreign and fancy, bruh!

The squiggle above the "e" in "appliqué" is a diacritical point, you dweeb. More specifically, it's an acute accent, but whatever. You stopped reading a paragraph ago.

And, yeah, of course, the appliqué on this hoodie is cool. When you inevitably freeze up in the presence of an acutely attractive girlie, she'll look for something to break the awkward silence and this cute lil fox head is that thing, my dude. Whatever you do, don't fuck up the pronunciation of "appliqué." Just think, "Versace." Great. Why doesn't the "e" in "Versace" have dat squiggle though? I don't fucking know, man. Stop asking me so many goddamn questions.

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