SOCKS, man. I feel like socks don't get enough love in general. I always Shake My Fucking Head™ when I see dudes rocking the en pointe alphet, but then, like, $2 black socks. That shit is max level fucking lame behavior. These Blue Blue Japan socks are the solution though.
Dudes will be like, "Why you wearing white socks, bruh?" You'll look them dead in the eye and smile coyly, slowly pulling up the cuff your Neil Barrett tapered wool-blend flannel cargo trousers to reveal that beaming, red dot. The doubter will gasp, "OMG THEY'RE NOT JUST FROM JAPAN, THEY ARE JAPAN." They also come in black and grey, so if you want to be a little pussy and play it safe, you can.
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