Masturbating Yourself To Death

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So, A.P.C. x Kanye AND Tisci Nikes both dropped today. Erm, is there even any point in posting articles? I'm fairly certain our entire readership is too busy collectively masturbating itself to death in celebration of their new acquisitions. Shout out to those of you who are copping exclusively for resale purposes. And an even bigger shout to those of you who are going to have your kids taken away because you just spent this month's diaper money on a Swiss army jacket.

When I was a kid, I was big into G-Unit. Lloyd Banks was my favorite because he shared a name with a 400 year old financial institution. He also used to wear mad popping shit not dissimilar to this Our Legacy pullover sweater. It's got a really fancy leather adjustable drawstring at the hem and, according to the description, metal vents under each arm. Google "metal vents" and tell me what you see. Does that not look like the kind of technology you need under your arms?

Oh yeah, Norse Store are stocking APC x Kanye, but haven't dropped it yet, so if you keep refreshing the page until you die in front of your computer, you might actually get a hold of one of the tees or whatever.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.

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