At least 80% of my wardrobe is black and white, man. I'm not sure when it happened, but it did and I'm fully committed to that cybergothic cholo chic. I it's too late to go back now.

It's fine though, dawgies, because all that black means this Stone Island Shadow Project collarless jacket is gonna integrate seamlessly into my depressingly uniform alphet rotation. Shit looks straight out of Equilibrium and that film is wild amounts of rad. (Yes, that's a picture of Christian Bale holding a puppy whilst looking terrified. You can have that one for free.)

But yo, just look at this thing—it’s features galore. All but one front button is concealed and the placket links up beautifully with the "articulated" darting to the front and rear yokes. The way it's paneled gives the illusion of a simple construction, but intense detail is apparent upon closer inspection. And I know we keep pressing you on this collarless shit, but you need to trust us. It's the fucking future.

Moksha August is a serial Four Pins commenter turned writer. I guess you could say that he started from the bottom. Haha, that's the spot. You can follow him on Twitter here.