The Style Awards That Should've Been Given Out at the 2014 ESPYs

The ESPYs gave out a lot of trophies last night, but here are some categories they missed.

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Last night at the 2014 OVO ESPYs, maybe three awards were given out in between the Drake variety show, Stuart Scott's touching speech making us all cry, and Michael Sam keeping it real. In between basic categories like Best Team and Best Insert Gender Athlete, the opportunity to give out some interesting and well-deserved trophies were missed. There was absolutely no love shown to the Best Worst Alphet, Loudest Blazer, and Best Snakeskin Shorts. Well we're here to create the award for that. Trophies. Read through for The Style Awards That Should've Been Given Out at the 2014 ESPYs.

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Least fucks given: Marshawn Lynch

Best pool table jacket: Kevin Durant

Best homage to post-game Westbrook style: Russell Westbrook

Best formal-wear sneakerhead: Clint Dempsey

Best menswear x sportswear blend: Victor Cruz

Best prom suit: Russ Smith

Dorkiest alphet ever/Least convincing 'America's Sweetheart' look: Chris Brown

Best tropical resort yoga instructor look: Drake

Most likely to be accompanied by an adult on his next shopping trip: Walter Thurmond

Best cocaine concealing shirt: Nick Young

Best blogger circa 2012 impersonation: Malcolm Smith

Most improved of all time: Carmelo Anthony

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