Brunch's Sixth Man

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If you don't own a pair of twill terry shorts then you are actually pretty fucking normal because it's 2k14 and we have fancy workout shorts technology these days. Living in wonderful times aside, I'm telling you that a solid pair of these restocked Reigning Champ shorts right here can be a solid addition to your casual shorts roster, which I'm assuming consists of exactly two pairs of mesh shorts. Wear these with some murdered out ninja tights and your fanciest, lightest, woven sneakers and the juxtaposition will look dope. Plus, the tights will help hide your phallus outline, which can be either fortunately or unfortunately quite prominent in shorts of this material. Dogs, these are your new brunch alphet sixth man! I would wear the aforementioned 'phet (too much?) with a crewneck featuring an ironed on image of my favorite Pen & Pixel album cover that I found on Tumblr.

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